Great Police Work

In the wee hours of Saturday 26^th May, the rogues struck "The Quarterdeck" for a second time.
They managed to "jimmy" a window open and break in to the pub area of the restaurant and although connected to a response unit they managed to get away with a good haul - ± 17 bottles of booze and 5 cartons of cigarettes.
The local police were called at 02h10 and arrived soon thereafter, and sped away hot on the tails of the dastardly rogues. Good police work and maybe a tip-off we do not know, but the villains were apprehended at 04h30 that morning in possession of all the stolen goods.
These break-ins both at the restaurant and in private homes should not be taken lightly or the villains confronted as they were in caught in possession of a weapon, most probably stolen too.
A clever bunch our thieves, as not a fingerprint was to be found, save for a very poor and smudged shoeprint that was found by the fingerprint team. Balaclavas, gloves and all the necessary paraphernalia was confiscated when the rogues were apprehended.
Kudos to our local police for their excellent work.

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